Holy crap, Porno Guy came back ( Read more... )

Why is everyone blaming shit on me today? I mean, it's generally friendly, joking blame, but what the hell, it's just a trend of the night ( Read more... )

Jesus. Weirdest thing. There was this very, very, very drunk hipster frat boy type person who struck up a conversation at 4AM. (I generally have a very straight-forward game plan for my nights from about 2-5AM, and tonight it was all fucked up.) First he just asked questions about me, where I came from, how I got here. Then when I told him that yes ( Read more... )

SCREAMING DRUNKIES. Screaming drunk alumni demanding I drive them to "the nearest titty bar"! Inappropriate propositions! I just want to read my book! I will happily make you new keys or give you toothpaste but I don't "get wild" when there is a Terry Pratchett book to my side, thankyouverymuch ( Read more... )

...Some very freaky happenings early in the night. There were two men running around the hotel frantically trying to find some woman named Carrie. Eventually one of the men, smelling very strongly of beer, came up to the desk with bloodshot eyes and said he was trying to find this woman, he believed her to me insane (or retarded, or maybe drunk, I' ( Read more... )